Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Ode to the San Diego Killer Whale

"Its spring in San Diego; Sea World's open, the crowds are not bad
They brought back that killer whale, you know, he's been in rehab
All the trainers are smiling and giving him nods
But not one will get by him and snuggle his bod
When he opens his mouth, he might take a nip
He'll push you under and thats your last trip

He's asked for forgiveness, apologized to his fans
Taken the first 3 steps in his program
Surrendered made amends
He's gotten a sponsor, makes calls for support
Makes 3 meetings a week thats what he reports

So back he comes to perform in the show
Who his next victim is we never will know
You see killer whales don't recover they usually relapse
Its gray whales that do well in fact learn to tap

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